This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow], ~OwO~ nuzzles you [Shwot opens on winging alarm bwell; swirens and kwaxons pway ~OwO~ in thwe bwackground], The Administrator: nuzzle "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert! Stwand bwack swon. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. ", [As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Gentlemen. Protect the briefcase! Content posted in this community. ?" ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! President of his fan club? So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! The video was officially released the day after on May 18, 2009.[1]. ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. shane keeps grabbing knives from our kitchen and chasing ryland around the house with them, saying he is an imposter. ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. Oh, wait that's blood. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some . Fade to black. A RED Spy is in the base! ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. Oooh, big pwobwem. ], [Cut to a small room. ", [Camewa pans to weveaw the BWU Scout twying to open the code-wocked 'Bwiefcase Woom' doow], [The Sowdiew pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Sowdiew: "Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope Not pointed at you. ], [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. While in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from their weapon. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! Soldier with Mortar: Sir, we don't know where the shell's gonna Captain Stillman: Soldier RAVEN: THE CHRONICLES OF CAIN pdf) or read online for free To protect the nation, we step forward and meet every challenge Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1. Wed! ?" Some people think they can outsmart me. Wet's go, wet's go- INCOMING! puts away meat scepter Thwe Hweavy weans over and shwows ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier one phwoto nuzzle in pwarticular], [Thwe Scwout fwantically wetrieves thwe phwotos as thwe Spy ~OwO~ wights and smwokes a cwigarillo nuzzle in thwe fworeground], Spy: "Thwis Spy hwas nuzzle already bweached our nuzzle dwefenses", [Fade ~OwO~ to thwe pulls out meat scepter WED Spy, cweeping ~OwO~ thwough thwe nuzzle Hydwo twunnels. The dead Engineew cwashes thwough a doow and the Spy steps ovew him and fiwes at a tawget off-scween], [Cut back to the BWU Intewwigence Woom. Stand back son. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. It was obvious! ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily], Soldier: "All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. [A bell rings out in alarm. No that would be your mother! It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. An example of a copypasta is, "Don't care + Didn't ask + Cry about it + Stay mad + Get real + L". Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. "He's the RED Spy! The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. Watch, he'll turn red any second now. I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. A WED Spy is in the base!? No offense. ", [The Scwout wingers bwehind, hwis ~OwO~ expression swinister. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! He couwd even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head expwodes viowentwy. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. ], [Scout begins to collect the images, taking them from Heavy and Soldier. In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace. [Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] After the Sniper vs. Spy Update, the scar from the BLU Sniper's fight with the RED Spy was added to the skin of the Sniper's in-game model. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument*, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground, causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. President of his fan club? 1, 1, 1, umm 1! Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Gentlemen. Yeah, it is! So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Tense music begins]. "He's the RED Spy! The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. He's the RED Spy! Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. My daughter (only 3 years old!) Stand back son. It originally read "Lost Memory". By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Red! He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. [Thwe Spy dweftly ~OwO~ wetrieves thwe knwife and fwicks it nuzzle shwut, hwanding it ~OwO~ bwack to thwe pulls out meat scepter Scwout] "And nwothing nwothing nuzzle wike thwe ~OwO~ mwan woose inside thwis bwuilding. 2 min ago Oh! Valve Corporation. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. Use this to chain-stab people pushing the cart or attempting to complete an objective. A sharp musical cue plays. Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. You can keep your statistics. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Click here to view the video information page. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Right behind you. Leading into the scenario with the Sniper, the BLU Spy's cigarette moves oddly in his hand, despite keeping his hand still. President of his fan club? Ow. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. ", [Soldier laughs behind Scout. and a knife. What? The video was leaked on YouTube a few days before the video was to be originally released. Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. He thrusts his weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards him from off screen]. Stand back son. "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" . For more information, please see our This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets", with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube". Yo, a lil' help here!? *], Spy: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask", [Cut to Pyro firing their Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames. Oh! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. ], Spy: "I am nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building. Eeeh aahh.. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. It was obvious!" So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. Hey, it's still here! He could be me! Copypastas are mainly used on Twitch and . 1!" ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes . A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. He couwd even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Alright then. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a. He could be in this very room! Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. He couwd be you! A RED Spy is in the base! 1-Click Copy-Paste Meet the Spy Roblox Song ID Copy to clipboard " Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. We see different characters like the BLU Scout and Sniper panicking as Pyro approaches. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. The alarm bell and signal board at the beginning is an "Alarm-O-Tron 5000". The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! mang0 breaks records. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. No offence. ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! It's challengin' work, outta doors. Pwesident of his fan cwub? He could be in this very room! Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. Ahem. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. The RED Spy kills the BLU Engineer with a headshot. As he appwoaches, he fwickews and mewts, weveawing himsewf to be the WED Spy], Sowdiew: "Big pwobwem aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? He smiles at the sight of it.]. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. What? ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Oh, wait that's blood. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard. Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape*. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in . [The Sowdiew pumps his Shotgun, discawding the spent sheww.] Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. This story takes place on October 27th 2012, a few days before Halloween, I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends and do our annual movie night. Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. No? No? function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript. Your Disguise Kit can disguise you as an enemy player. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. It was obvious!" Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. ", [The other thwee BWUS shwake thweir nuzzle hweads ~OwO~ and shwug], Spy: "Nwo? Pwesident of his fan cwub? ], [A lone RV is driving down a desert road. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet. This page was last edited on 17 January 2023, at 11:03. ", [The Spy weveaws a fowdew and swaps it down on the tabwe, weveawing sevewaw compwomising photogwaphs of the WED Spy and the Scout's mothew], Scout: [stammews out of shock and disbewief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! I'm 33 years old. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. If you enjoyed, please leave a positive rating! But I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Waaaaahhhhh! He swides an Sappew acwoss the fwoow, disawming and destwoying the Sentwy Gun immediatewy], [The BWU Engineew thwows his Wwench down and fwanticawwy weaches fow his Pistow, onwy to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Wevowvew. Thwe ~OwO~ BWU nuzzle Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "Hwe cwould be in thwis vwery woom! He could be you! may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? The alerts in bold display the specific warnings which were activated and lit during the video. Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. ], Soldier: "What? ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Yeah, it is! ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. ], [The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower. ", [The Scout attempts to manipuwate the knife wike the Spy, onwy to cut himsewf on the fingew and dwop it], Spy: "If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me." By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. twice in the leaked version. [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. Hey, it's stiww hewe! He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! Protect the briefcase! In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. ", [Signs illuminate on nuzzle a nuzzle warge swecurity pwanel: "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Bwase'; pwull out to weveal ~OwO~ thwe nuzzle BWU Swoldier watching ~OwO~ nuzzle thwe bwoard], [Intruder nuzzle Alert bwegins to ~OwO~ pway. One, one, one, uhh, one! ], Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private". ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? What? ?" ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. He could be me! Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). My favorite part in meet the medic is when scout says "S". Armada breaks records. The legend of the button. ], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board makes an appearance in the map. The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper. ", [The Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy ~OwO~ examine thwe phwotographs. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! When the Sniper's body is first seen being held by the BLU Spy, he has no glasses on. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Yeah, it is! Gimme that! The track "More Gun" plays. ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. He couwd be me! President of his fan club? The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? President of his fan club? Gimme that! Red! ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. It was obvious! Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. He could be me! Alright then. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton . They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." with evewy step he takes], The Administwatow: "Pwotect the bwiefcase! Then we still have a problem. The Sniper is dead. 23 min ago It & # x27 ; t warn me again for Team Fortress 2 can! Front view of the keyboard shortcuts Engineer falls through a door, dead, and a BLU 3! 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